David Letterman On The United States Postal Service’s 5 Day Delivery Proposal
"The United States Post Office says that they're going to cut back delivery to five days a week. I was upset until I thought, 'That's one less day of hate mail.'" -- David Letterman on the United...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain
"Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They're saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That's how John McCain chose his running mate." -- David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull Volcano
"The name of the volcano in Iceland is Eyjafjallajokull. It's the scariest thing out of Iceland since Bjork in that swan outfit." -- David Letterman on Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano Read more →...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On The BP Oil Spill
"The bad news is that there's going to be a huge environmental disaster from the oil leak in the gulf. The good news is, they think the oil spill will be diluted by the melt ice caps." -- David...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On BP Possibly Going Out Of Business
"There are rumors that the CEO of BP is saying they might go out of business. Then who will be in charge of not stopping the leak?" -- David Letterman on BP possibly going out of business Read more →...
View ArticleEdward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros |“Home”
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros | "Home" | Up From Below (2009) Read more → The post Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros | “Home” appeared first on Dorks And Losers.
View ArticleDavid Letterman On Paris Hilton And Cocaine
"Paris Hilton was arrested with cocaine and she claimed that she thought it was chewing gum. She was charged with possession of less than an ounce of common sense." -- David Letterman on Paris Hilton...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On Bob Woodward’s Obama’s Wars
"Bob Woodward has written a book that states that the White House agonized over the decision to leave Iraq. Too bad no one agonized over the decision to go into Iraq." -- David Letterman on Bob...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On George W. Bush Being Glad To Be Out Of The Oval Office
"George W. Bush says he is glad to be out of the Oval Office because he doesn't have to think all the time. That was him thinking all the time?" -- David Letterman on George W. Bush being glad to be...
View ArticleDavid Letterman On Charles Manson And A Cell Phone
"Charles Manson was caught with a cell phone under his mattress in prison. And you thought it was creepy getting a text message from Brett Favre." -- David Letterman on Charles Manson and a cell phone...
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